Off the Cuff Poem
Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2024 12:04 pm
Cavs:
Jonathan Issac
He is indeed the real deal
But is JLM
Lakers:
Mamba has three purps
Is this Lakeshow 2.0?
Playoff injuries
Timberwolves:
Wolves autopilot
RoboGm2 is here
They may make playoffs
Celtics:
This team def green
Not just with experience
Avoid tax again?
Grizz:
Lolol
K is used to cap extremes
So close to freedom
Raptors:
Gone are large cap hits
Replaced with RFA bids
How quick the tides turned
Bulls:
The commissioner
A job I would despise
A team that’s slept on?
Nuggets:
A new GM here
He hit the Amos jackpot
Is he the next James?
Pacers:
It’s another year
And Herb is still GOAT level
Was his prime wasted?
Bucks:
Another Robo
This team is all on the block
But could win it all
Magic:
Did more trades then most
Not really sure where to go
Present or future?
Jazz:
Scottie S Sanders
That is it, that is the team
Insure him please skunk
Wizards:
For him, missed playoffs
A truly unique season
A full reset here
Mavs:
This guy is something
Truly has Frye it type vibes
I love his chaos
Warriors:
Hubless for some time
Built an interesting young
Core of rookie guys
Heat:
A real hustler
Went from pretty bad contracts
To making great deals
Bobcats:
What happened to the
Guy who hated purple pots
A sea of green gone
Suns:
This guy is something
He acts like he knows it all
Too bad he can’t win
Trailblazers:
Welcome back logan
Made quick work on a retool
Can Garrett play too?
Kings:
If auto was a
Team, then it would be the kings
Rockwell will ball out
Hawks:
Tough luck for this team
I feel bad for their rough times
I hope they rebound
Nets:
Let’s hope supreme hits
Ed has a lot of young guys
Will all of them hit?
Pistons:
Oi m8 how’s ur mum
Better yet, how is your young
Core – cause I like it
Rockets:
The defending champ
Sion’s support is quite nice
Needs a good TC
Pelicans:
That Ayo contract
I have already failed you
Nick, don’t ask for pick
Spurs:
Hub goes in and out
Will the retool help the spurs
Still has a great core
Jonathan Issac
He is indeed the real deal
But is JLM
Lakers:
Mamba has three purps
Is this Lakeshow 2.0?
Playoff injuries
Timberwolves:
Wolves autopilot
RoboGm2 is here
They may make playoffs
Celtics:
This team def green
Not just with experience
Avoid tax again?
Grizz:
Lolol
K is used to cap extremes
So close to freedom
Raptors:
Gone are large cap hits
Replaced with RFA bids
How quick the tides turned
Bulls:
The commissioner
A job I would despise
A team that’s slept on?
Nuggets:
A new GM here
He hit the Amos jackpot
Is he the next James?
Pacers:
It’s another year
And Herb is still GOAT level
Was his prime wasted?
Bucks:
Another Robo
This team is all on the block
But could win it all
Magic:
Did more trades then most
Not really sure where to go
Present or future?
Jazz:
Scottie S Sanders
That is it, that is the team
Insure him please skunk
Wizards:
For him, missed playoffs
A truly unique season
A full reset here
Mavs:
This guy is something
Truly has Frye it type vibes
I love his chaos
Warriors:
Hubless for some time
Built an interesting young
Core of rookie guys
Heat:
A real hustler
Went from pretty bad contracts
To making great deals
Bobcats:
What happened to the
Guy who hated purple pots
A sea of green gone
Suns:
This guy is something
He acts like he knows it all
Too bad he can’t win
Trailblazers:
Welcome back logan
Made quick work on a retool
Can Garrett play too?
Kings:
If auto was a
Team, then it would be the kings
Rockwell will ball out
Hawks:
Tough luck for this team
I feel bad for their rough times
I hope they rebound
Nets:
Let’s hope supreme hits
Ed has a lot of young guys
Will all of them hit?
Pistons:
Oi m8 how’s ur mum
Better yet, how is your young
Core – cause I like it
Rockets:
The defending champ
Sion’s support is quite nice
Needs a good TC
Pelicans:
That Ayo contract
I have already failed you
Nick, don’t ask for pick
Spurs:
Hub goes in and out
Will the retool help the spurs
Still has a great core