SEASON 67 - LIVE FROM TORONTO PENNY'S PRESS CONFERENCE (TAX JAIL EDITION)
Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2023 2:04 pm
Hello!
Coming to you live from tax jail, it's Penny!
Look folks, I am cursed. The Raptors are cursed. WE CANNOT WIN A PLAYOFF SERIES.
It was fun at first to give the good teams a scare in the first round. I was just getting started so I didn't know any better. But I am tired of losing. I know my team's window is closing rapidly and points are at a premium but I just want to win once before I say goodbye to this team forever. We were a bit hamstrung this offseason since we have an unpaid bill but we managed to retain Angelo Romero and added several free agents including Jericho Sims, Allie Quigley, and Mckinley Ingham. We did manage to make a splash trade right before training camp when we sent fan favorite Jordan Poole down to Orlando for Clarence Martin, Evan Martin, and Nic Claxton. We are really excited about Claxton and Barber's potential ceilings. We also drafted Logan Gilley who is also a future piece of our frontcourt. Overall, I am excited to give this another try this season because I know I'll have to get out of tax jail and rebuild soon.
Thank you for your time. Any questions?
Coming to you live from tax jail, it's Penny!
Look folks, I am cursed. The Raptors are cursed. WE CANNOT WIN A PLAYOFF SERIES.
It was fun at first to give the good teams a scare in the first round. I was just getting started so I didn't know any better. But I am tired of losing. I know my team's window is closing rapidly and points are at a premium but I just want to win once before I say goodbye to this team forever. We were a bit hamstrung this offseason since we have an unpaid bill but we managed to retain Angelo Romero and added several free agents including Jericho Sims, Allie Quigley, and Mckinley Ingham. We did manage to make a splash trade right before training camp when we sent fan favorite Jordan Poole down to Orlando for Clarence Martin, Evan Martin, and Nic Claxton. We are really excited about Claxton and Barber's potential ceilings. We also drafted Logan Gilley who is also a future piece of our frontcourt. Overall, I am excited to give this another try this season because I know I'll have to get out of tax jail and rebuild soon.
Thank you for your time. Any questions?