S67 Rockets Preseason Presser
Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2023 6:07 am
Hello everyone. It's been an unbelievable time celebrating our first ever PBSL championship. We always hoped to win one, but this past season we expected to make a deep run. We had some tough challenges along the way against the Pelicans and Spurs (How amazing was game 7 in that series?) as well as some breaks against the Lakers, but excited to finally bring home a championship to the city of Houston. It's been a fun offseason riding this wave of celebration, and we hope we can continue to bring more championships. Now I know what Colts owner Jim Irsay feels like after his bingers. Is he still alive in 2056? Hahaha. Also great to bring back all of our key contributors from last season's title team as well as some positive new pieces.
The draft brought us Chris Adamson. No offense to the kid, but we really didn't want to keep this pick, but he's a nice PG and he might get backup minutes. Our other draft pick was some second round bum who's probably gonna get cut and his knows it. I don't even know why he's still here.
When free agency started, we knew we had to bring back Jeremy Northup. Wait, his name is James? Haha my bad. Anyway, he was really important for our defense last season with his post and perimeter defense even though he missed the last couple of games in the Finals. What a loser lol (Will Farrell Wedding Crashers voice)
We also brought back Evan Mobley who was a key backup and actually started the last two games in the Finals when Jeremy, I mean James went down with his injury. What a guy he was last season.
Khalif Diop was added through the MLE. He might start, he might not. We don't even know yet. We know he's hungry for a championship. Wait, he won a championship two seasons with the Bulls. Oh my bad. Anyway, we're happy to have him.
We brought in some fillers as well who hopefully we don't get to see too much though Darrin Alston is always welcome here.
Hey is Matt Falcon here? Matty? It's your 5th year in the league and you're still looking a little green. Don't be surprised if you get traded. I'm kidding Matty, we love ya
Speaking of bingers, how about the head coach this preseason starting Larry Williams at PG and moving Dejuan Baker to SG. Hey buddy, how about sharing the rest of your stash with us. That guy is nuts lol.
Anyway, the rest of the guys including Steeve He's Very Fat and Sion James are here to answer questions. Michael Truman is here too btw.
The draft brought us Chris Adamson. No offense to the kid, but we really didn't want to keep this pick, but he's a nice PG and he might get backup minutes. Our other draft pick was some second round bum who's probably gonna get cut and his knows it. I don't even know why he's still here.
When free agency started, we knew we had to bring back Jeremy Northup. Wait, his name is James? Haha my bad. Anyway, he was really important for our defense last season with his post and perimeter defense even though he missed the last couple of games in the Finals. What a loser lol (Will Farrell Wedding Crashers voice)
We also brought back Evan Mobley who was a key backup and actually started the last two games in the Finals when Jeremy, I mean James went down with his injury. What a guy he was last season.
Khalif Diop was added through the MLE. He might start, he might not. We don't even know yet. We know he's hungry for a championship. Wait, he won a championship two seasons with the Bulls. Oh my bad. Anyway, we're happy to have him.
We brought in some fillers as well who hopefully we don't get to see too much though Darrin Alston is always welcome here.
Hey is Matt Falcon here? Matty? It's your 5th year in the league and you're still looking a little green. Don't be surprised if you get traded. I'm kidding Matty, we love ya
Speaking of bingers, how about the head coach this preseason starting Larry Williams at PG and moving Dejuan Baker to SG. Hey buddy, how about sharing the rest of your stash with us. That guy is nuts lol.
Anyway, the rest of the guys including Steeve He's Very Fat and Sion James are here to answer questions. Michael Truman is here too btw.