A Guide on how to put together the worse team in a single off season - that's right we are 0-6
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2023 12:37 am
We are looking way better in the long run, but in the short run, we look like the worst in the league.
Last season, we put some pieces together and had a chance of making the playoffs. Getting Kyle Kuric from the Magic made it feel like it would be a successful season. We started the season getting beat by some of the best talent on the road, so our weak record early didn't trouble us. Then around sim 5, all three of the current blue players on the team, Tarence Weeks, Clearance Martin, and Kyle Kuric, got hurt simultaneously. I forget how hurt they were, but I know at least one would be out for a few months. So it was decision time. Try to continue to make the push or throw in the towel. Ultimately my record was toward the bottom of the pack, so without any blue players, we decided to tank and play the bench players. The bench was impressive, winning more games than I expected, but without any star power, they were not going to make the playoffs. The bench had impressed me enough to want to bring them all back for next year on short-term deals.
Off-season started, and we got the first pick of one of the best drafts I have seen.
The plan was to build a two-timeline team. One building for the future and one trying to win now. The plan was simple.
Pick the purple player in the draft.
Keep a hold of the rookies.
Buy older players on expiring contracts before UFA.
Resign the team's core to short-term but overpriced contracts and go deep into the tax.
The plan fell flat on its face.
The draft was perfect.
RFA went as expected, we signed Scoot to a 5-year deal, so overall, we have an excellent young team in the long term.
The problem is the short-term win-now timeline fell apart.
Things looked promising at first. Knowing I needed to improve at Power Forward, I picked Josiah Blair in the off-season.
The rest of the plan was to buy up some older high-level talent and then sign my peeking free agents with expensive but short-term contracts pushing me deep into the tax and hopefully deep into the playoffs. It almost happened, but it didn't happen.
UFA was a bust. I got cheap in UFA, and it burnt me.
UFA went even worse than trying to buy expiring talent. Instead of offering expensive short-term deals to Martin and Weeks, I offered long-term, inexpensive deals hoping that would make them tradable. I also tried to pick up some max contracts.
Weeks and Martin got short-term expensive contracts from other teams, and Kuric signed before anyone of the max contracts. So UFA 1 netted me a total of one 31-year-old player. UFA 2 was almost as bad; when I tried to resign my bench from last year, they all got better offers from around the league.
TC rolled around, and no one improved all that much—instead, Kuric took a 40-point hit. The only good news was I was glad I didn't sign Weeks to a long-term deal since he also took a sizable hit in TC.
We went 0-6 in the preseason, so we will be looking to again next year.
Last season, we put some pieces together and had a chance of making the playoffs. Getting Kyle Kuric from the Magic made it feel like it would be a successful season. We started the season getting beat by some of the best talent on the road, so our weak record early didn't trouble us. Then around sim 5, all three of the current blue players on the team, Tarence Weeks, Clearance Martin, and Kyle Kuric, got hurt simultaneously. I forget how hurt they were, but I know at least one would be out for a few months. So it was decision time. Try to continue to make the push or throw in the towel. Ultimately my record was toward the bottom of the pack, so without any blue players, we decided to tank and play the bench players. The bench was impressive, winning more games than I expected, but without any star power, they were not going to make the playoffs. The bench had impressed me enough to want to bring them all back for next year on short-term deals.
Off-season started, and we got the first pick of one of the best drafts I have seen.
The plan was to build a two-timeline team. One building for the future and one trying to win now. The plan was simple.
Pick the purple player in the draft.
Keep a hold of the rookies.
Buy older players on expiring contracts before UFA.
Resign the team's core to short-term but overpriced contracts and go deep into the tax.
The plan fell flat on its face.
The draft was perfect.
RFA went as expected, we signed Scoot to a 5-year deal, so overall, we have an excellent young team in the long term.
The problem is the short-term win-now timeline fell apart.
Things looked promising at first. Knowing I needed to improve at Power Forward, I picked Josiah Blair in the off-season.
The rest of the plan was to buy up some older high-level talent and then sign my peeking free agents with expensive but short-term contracts pushing me deep into the tax and hopefully deep into the playoffs. It almost happened, but it didn't happen.
UFA was a bust. I got cheap in UFA, and it burnt me.
UFA went even worse than trying to buy expiring talent. Instead of offering expensive short-term deals to Martin and Weeks, I offered long-term, inexpensive deals hoping that would make them tradable. I also tried to pick up some max contracts.
Weeks and Martin got short-term expensive contracts from other teams, and Kuric signed before anyone of the max contracts. So UFA 1 netted me a total of one 31-year-old player. UFA 2 was almost as bad; when I tried to resign my bench from last year, they all got better offers from around the league.
TC rolled around, and no one improved all that much—instead, Kuric took a 40-point hit. The only good news was I was glad I didn't sign Weeks to a long-term deal since he also took a sizable hit in TC.
We went 0-6 in the preseason, so we will be looking to again next year.