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S64 Cavs Preseason Presser

Welcome to the Cavs Preseason Presser. We are pleased to welcome the smartest person in Cleveland GM jlmarines.

GM jlmarines: This is our 3rd season in our rebuild process and we are seeing progress. There is no question we shocked the league when we signed Chief K during FA. Chief K is a smart man. Chief K knows something special is happening in Cleveland and he wants to be part of the culture. There is no culture in Memphis and Boston. Chief K has a vision and knows the time for Cleveland to shine has arrived.

GM jlmarines: Our priority was to find talent in the draft that can score. We are please to select PF Primo Spears. We think PF Spears will be a great scorer in his 3rd year. We plan to redshirt PF Spears and get all the training he needs.

GM jlmarines: Part of our rebuilding process is training our young studs PF Jonathan Isaac and PG Ernesto Cruz. We signed veteran players to assist PF Isaac and PG Cruz. We are pleased to signed PG Tony Tindall and PF Al Kratzer. PG Tindall will finally get the opportunity to start and show his skills. PF Kratzer will bring valuable depth and experience to our starting lineup.

GM jlmarines: Lets not forget about our super star SG Raphael Gordon. It's a crime he didn't made to the all-star. There is no question the all-star voting is rigged. We expect SG Gordon and C Chief K to lead our young squad and finish strong. We expect few surprises this season. Maybe few upsets. Last year we won 34 games. We expect to win 40 games and 6th/7th seed for the playoffs.

GM jlmarines: Here's our starting lineup for the current moment and subject to change as the season goes:

C John Lowry
PF/C Chief Kickingstallionsims
SF Cade Cunningham
SG Raphael Gordon
PG Tony Tindall

Do you plan to continue redshirting Jonathan Issac and Ernesto Cruz this season?

Sham Smith, Bulls.com: The Cavs jumped in the lotto and selected Primo Spears. Tell us a bit about how the jump felt, what you see in Spears, and what the Cavs future looks like?

Chet Youbetcha, Dimmadome News: Should we expect the moving trucks to randomly show up outside the facility, in the middle of the night, this year when you do not make the playoffs again?

Are the Cavs for real or are they just going to be in the race for the 7th playoff seed?

pennpanther1 wrote:Do you plan to continue redshirting Jonathan Issac and Ernesto Cruz this season?

Both players are ready to contribute from the bench and get game time experience. I expect both players to start next season. Thank you for the question.

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garbageman wrote:Sham Smith, Bulls.com: The Cavs jumped in the lotto and selected Primo Spears. Tell us a bit about how the jump felt, what you see in Spears, and what the Cavs future looks like?

It was about time. Felt super awesome. Last season I had one of the worst record and moved backwards to number 3 lotto pick. Primo will be a top scorer and a top rebounder in year 3. Thank you for the question.

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AngryBanana wrote:Chet Youbetcha, Dimmadome News: Should we expect the moving trucks to randomly show up outside the facility, in the middle of the night, this year when you do not make the playoffs again?

No, we expect trucks in Boston. There are ton of Boston players wishing to play in Cleveland. Sorry ass C Loos is begging me to take him back. You can keep Loos.

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drkavarga wrote:Are the Cavs for real or are they just going to be in the race for the 7th playoff seed?

Yes we are real. In fact we are going to have a better record than Memphis. Look forward destroying K100. Thank you for the question.

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Why are you benching Teddy Dizon over Tony Tindall?

Do you get 5G coverage in Cleveland?

Are you always going to be a lower case g in a league full of Big Gs?

K-100 wrote: Thu Jun 08, 2023 6:46 am Why are you benching Teddy Dizon over Tony Tindall?

Do you get 5G coverage in Cleveland?

Are you always going to be a lower case g in a league full of Big Gs?

Teddy can't score. I need big ballers that can score. Teddy will be my 6th man. Teddy will play a lot. We have 3G coverage in Cleveland. We refuse to upgrade. Internet is a distraction. We want our players to focus in basketball and ignore Facebook, My Space, TikTok...etc. Social media is a cancer disease. This year we will be barking, big dawgs mentality. Watch me.