Miami Heat vs Phoenix Suns Tale of Tape
Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2015 1:43 pm
Introducing your Phoenix Suns!! Finishing last year with a record of 32-50. This team is lead by general manager Messi_2.0 (G_Messi). Let's take a look at the leader of this team

Name: Messi_2.0
Height: 5'6"
Weight: 235-ish
Hobbies: Handing out candy to the neighborhood children from his all white van, throwing the plastic rings from a six pack towards ducks, punting dogs
, wrecking the dreams of everyone around
Nicknames: The Husky Hound dog, The Saber Toothed Twat, baby back bitch (family nickname)
Prior to taking over for the suns, Messi was an elementary school teacher.
He worked there for many years before he started his candy distribution hobby. After that incident, he really lost himself. He let himself go.
Luckily the Phoenix organization found the shell of a man that Messi had become and hope that he can transform the franchise as much as they transformed his life.
What a great story! Now lets take a look at some of the key players for this Phoenix Suns team. Introducing first. At Center. Shawn Bradley.

Shawn Bradley
Height: 7'6"
Weight: 303 lbs
College: Brigham Young University
Introducing next. At Small Forward. Joe Johnson.

Joe Johnson
Height:6'7"
Weight: 236 lbs
College: University of Arkansas
And Finally. At point guard. Damon Stoudamire.

Damon Stoudamire
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 176 lbs
College: University of Arizona
What a great cast of characters. And the excitement from Johnson is unbearable. Speaking of Johnsons, we were able to get a live look at a Phoenix practice earlier this week.

Nothing like practicing for the anal plowing that the Suns are expecting to get this year. What a great stategy from Gm Messi.

Name: Messi_2.0
Height: 5'6"
Weight: 235-ish
Hobbies: Handing out candy to the neighborhood children from his all white van, throwing the plastic rings from a six pack towards ducks, punting dogs

Nicknames: The Husky Hound dog, The Saber Toothed Twat, baby back bitch (family nickname)
Prior to taking over for the suns, Messi was an elementary school teacher.

He worked there for many years before he started his candy distribution hobby. After that incident, he really lost himself. He let himself go.

Luckily the Phoenix organization found the shell of a man that Messi had become and hope that he can transform the franchise as much as they transformed his life.
What a great story! Now lets take a look at some of the key players for this Phoenix Suns team. Introducing first. At Center. Shawn Bradley.

Shawn Bradley
Height: 7'6"
Weight: 303 lbs
College: Brigham Young University
Introducing next. At Small Forward. Joe Johnson.

Joe Johnson
Height:6'7"
Weight: 236 lbs
College: University of Arkansas
And Finally. At point guard. Damon Stoudamire.
Damon Stoudamire
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 176 lbs
College: University of Arizona
What a great cast of characters. And the excitement from Johnson is unbearable. Speaking of Johnsons, we were able to get a live look at a Phoenix practice earlier this week.

Nothing like practicing for the anal plowing that the Suns are expecting to get this year. What a great stategy from Gm Messi.