Season 60 Pre-season Poetry
Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2022 12:58 pm
With the league all new
I’ll Bring something new as well
But also look back
So, we will do this
A rewind of years gone past
To a simple time
AB has new friends
Folse and Cade out of Balls mouth
Will this be my year
Nets:
Ware has gone purple
Maybe the next best big yet
Missed the trade window
Kings:
With Hayes past his prime
And Rockwell not quite there yet
Was Matisse the way?
Spurs:
With all the core gone
There is no 12 years a Spur
The future looks bright
Pelicans:
Oh look a Tua
With Lomax playing superb
Steeve Ho You Fat
Jazz:
Digi gunna skunk
With no decent guards around
It’s just like Gary
Timberwolves:
JNR is gone
Don’t be a contrarian
Lets get Xue a coach
Mamba wants no bill
With a great purple core team
Will he scratch the itch
Pacers:
Herb Jones is the guy
Will he get younger friends if
The pacers start slow
Bucks:
Vic Wembanyama
Is the future of this team
Don’t trade him for slime
Mavs:
An active Mavs coach
Will still require patience
This build will be slow
Suns:
The core could be good
Just needs time to develop
Just stay calm this year
Trailblazers:
Good luck to this coach
I am not sure how to change
The situation
Supersonics:
L-O-L-O-L
This team is a complete glitch
Could they beat the Hawks?
Hey JLMarines
You have some good bigs playing
Your team is still shit
Raptors:
As my friend tree grows
So does the health of this league
Mobley is a G
Bulls:
He may not say much
With the skype chat or with memes
His team says it all
Magic:
A friend of mamba
Taking over the magic
Feed Ken Dirks the ball
Heat:
They traded for Kai
At an extremely low cost
Once the trade is done
Hawks:
Gone from GOAT to Ghost
Will the real GM stand up
RoboGM4?
Paid for all them bigs
It somehow worked itself out
Is that bill too high?
Nuggets:
A core of blue team
So many not tall players
Cash out for a big
Wizards:
X in the playoffs
Remember these words today
“Noodles” will ball out
Warriors:
As kuric left town
So too did greeple’s resolve
This team is still good
Bobcats:
Declawed are the cats
So far removed from Knicks fame
An all green roster
Pistons:
He calls them Piss-tons
What is his reasoning back
Destroy or rebuild?
Rockets:
Big Disparity
Between the good and the bad
It’s time to start new
I’ll Bring something new as well
But also look back
So, we will do this
A rewind of years gone past
To a simple time
Alpha
Juicy James
Celtics:AB has new friends
Folse and Cade out of Balls mouth
Will this be my year
Nets:
Ware has gone purple
Maybe the next best big yet
Missed the trade window
Kings:
With Hayes past his prime
And Rockwell not quite there yet
Was Matisse the way?
Spurs:
With all the core gone
There is no 12 years a Spur
The future looks bright
Pelicans:
Oh look a Tua
With Lomax playing superb
Steeve Ho You Fat
Jazz:
Digi gunna skunk
With no decent guards around
It’s just like Gary
Timberwolves:
JNR is gone
Don’t be a contrarian
Lets get Xue a coach
De’Aaron Fox
Lakers: Mamba wants no bill
With a great purple core team
Will he scratch the itch
Pacers:
Herb Jones is the guy
Will he get younger friends if
The pacers start slow
Bucks:
Vic Wembanyama
Is the future of this team
Don’t trade him for slime
Mavs:
An active Mavs coach
Will still require patience
This build will be slow
Suns:
The core could be good
Just needs time to develop
Just stay calm this year
Trailblazers:
Good luck to this coach
I am not sure how to change
The situation
Supersonics:
L-O-L-O-L
This team is a complete glitch
Could they beat the Hawks?
Omega
Boban
Cavs:Hey JLMarines
You have some good bigs playing
Your team is still shit
Raptors:
As my friend tree grows
So does the health of this league
Mobley is a G
Bulls:
He may not say much
With the skype chat or with memes
His team says it all
Magic:
A friend of mamba
Taking over the magic
Feed Ken Dirks the ball
Heat:
They traded for Kai
At an extremely low cost
Once the trade is done
Hawks:
Gone from GOAT to Ghost
Will the real GM stand up
RoboGM4?
Folse Hope
(what kind of name is that?)
Grizzlies:Paid for all them bigs
It somehow worked itself out
Is that bill too high?
Nuggets:
A core of blue team
So many not tall players
Cash out for a big
Wizards:
X in the playoffs
Remember these words today
“Noodles” will ball out
Warriors:
As kuric left town
So too did greeple’s resolve
This team is still good
Bobcats:
Declawed are the cats
So far removed from Knicks fame
An all green roster
Pistons:
He calls them Piss-tons
What is his reasoning back
Destroy or rebuild?
Rockets:
Big Disparity
Between the good and the bad
It’s time to start new
