WAAAARRRRIORRRRSSSSSSS (S60 presser)
Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2022 7:05 pm
Can you hear that? Ringing through the Chase Center after years of absence and neglect?
WAAAARRRRRIORRRRRSSSS
WARRRRRRRRRIORRRRRSSSS
WARRRRIORRRRRSSSS
Sounds beautiful. Boy have I missed that sound. Great to hear it once again in PBSL.
We handed over the keys to the Staples Center to our good buddy Mamba, who always wanted the Lakers keys, anyway. We were happy to pick up what we had started and move it to San Francisco. Or…Oakland, I guess, in PBSL. Oh well. Yay Area rejoices either way.
With our brand new Warriors team we brought #1 draft pick Mac McClung, who absolutely blew away all of our expectations in the G League this summer. Mac who? Mac McClung, motherfryer. Trust me, by 2060 you will know the name! We’re happy with his TC success, but have to recognize how raw his talent still is, much like his young and larger counterparts Nemanja Bjelica and Fabian “The Grub” Hub, who also had great success this offseason. Don’t expect to see any of McClung or The Grub this season, however, as their time is yet to come. We’ll see some limited minutes from Bjelica again this year, but we’re not expecting much from the young man.
I can’t lie. All that losing we did last year to land McClung in the draft drove us all absolutely bonkers in the front office. And in the locker room. And in our final year in the Staples Center. So we refused to let our return to The Bay be a disaster and signed some awesome vet talent in free agency: Mitch Rob, Brendon Silva, Elwood Berger, and a still developing Corey Kispert. Returning young talent Girard Kinnard and rookie Richard Schoonmaker? They’re already dead to me. You can have either one of them for a point. No seriously, get’em out of here. Bums.
We’re not set on a starting lineup, but our focus is winning. Expect Mitch, Corey, Trey and Berger to be somewhere in every starting 5, though.
And that’s that! Stoked for this season. Any questions?
WAAAARRRRRIORRRRRSSSS
WARRRRRRRRRIORRRRRSSSS
WARRRRIORRRRRSSSS
Sounds beautiful. Boy have I missed that sound. Great to hear it once again in PBSL.
We handed over the keys to the Staples Center to our good buddy Mamba, who always wanted the Lakers keys, anyway. We were happy to pick up what we had started and move it to San Francisco. Or…Oakland, I guess, in PBSL. Oh well. Yay Area rejoices either way.
With our brand new Warriors team we brought #1 draft pick Mac McClung, who absolutely blew away all of our expectations in the G League this summer. Mac who? Mac McClung, motherfryer. Trust me, by 2060 you will know the name! We’re happy with his TC success, but have to recognize how raw his talent still is, much like his young and larger counterparts Nemanja Bjelica and Fabian “The Grub” Hub, who also had great success this offseason. Don’t expect to see any of McClung or The Grub this season, however, as their time is yet to come. We’ll see some limited minutes from Bjelica again this year, but we’re not expecting much from the young man.
I can’t lie. All that losing we did last year to land McClung in the draft drove us all absolutely bonkers in the front office. And in the locker room. And in our final year in the Staples Center. So we refused to let our return to The Bay be a disaster and signed some awesome vet talent in free agency: Mitch Rob, Brendon Silva, Elwood Berger, and a still developing Corey Kispert. Returning young talent Girard Kinnard and rookie Richard Schoonmaker? They’re already dead to me. You can have either one of them for a point. No seriously, get’em out of here. Bums.
We’re not set on a starting lineup, but our focus is winning. Expect Mitch, Corey, Trey and Berger to be somewhere in every starting 5, though.
And that’s that! Stoked for this season. Any questions?