#SLOE: People's Basketball Sim League

Hey ERRBODY, we are back again with yet another presser! WOOOOOO

So we cashed in last season and went for it all. And despite an unfortunate injury to our Starting PG/SG/SF Charlie Hintz, ironically injured by a GM of the same namesake, we made it all the way to the finals... only losing once along the way! Then... we only won once in the Finals as the Bulls ravaged our buttholes. I wish we could say it was close, but nah. And I wish I could say I clearly remember the Finals, but I was a little drunk (go listen to the live sim post if you haven't, lots of sim and non sim stuff there).

Anyway, this team was too damn good to break it down in typical Quail fashion... so instead we decided to run it back. For the most part, the team is back in the same capacity, with a few exceptions. We decided to cash in some future assets in exchange of having the honor to sign rising star forward, Carmelo Williams. Carmelo is a very good 2-way player, and entering his prime. He and P Will are on that same timeline. We are excited to put that pair out there together, along with reigning DPOY Zaire Wade, Not-Injured Charles Hintz, and another rising star Jericho Sims. We also brought back Zack Keller who was a critical add mid-way through last season. Nik Lynch is back, still good enough for some bench scoring minutes for us!

The focus this season is running it back and taking what was rightfully ours because the injury bug ripped it away from us in the Finals.

THAT SAID, Charles Hintz could also be had because we are a petty ass franchise. So if you are interested in a superstar 2-way talent who is 3rd banana on my team but easily 1st on another, HMU.

Any Questions?

Sham Smith, Bulls.com: Do you think that being drunk in any way hindered your game planning during the Finals? Would you have done anything differently sober?

Is this the season that P-Will wins the scoring title?

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Are the Pistons the biggest threat in returning to the Finals?

garbageman wrote: Fri Mar 18, 2022 12:39 pm Sham Smith, Bulls.com: Do you think that being drunk in any way hindered your game planning during the Finals? Would you have done anything differently sober?

Nah, we were <expletive deleted> as soon as we dropped 1 home game. The Finals being 2-3-2 format really gives the away team a massive advantage in this game.

MexicanMamba wrote: Fri Mar 18, 2022 12:41 pm Is this the season that P-Will wins the scoring title?

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Maybe next year, too many mouths to feed on this current roster.

false9 wrote: Fri Mar 18, 2022 12:46 pm Are the Pistons the biggest threat in returning to the Finals?

They look all purple and pretty potential-wise, but they are green where it counts... BEHIND THE EARS. BUCKS>PISTONS, going back to the beginnings of SLOE

If the Pistons are still green, who do you view as your toughest opponent? Spurs? Clippers?

greepleairport wrote: Fri Mar 18, 2022 1:00 pm If the Pistons are still green, who do you view as your toughest opponent? Spurs? Clippers?

We are our own worst enemy. The desire to trade. The desire to SEE WHATS OUT THERE... the TEMPTATION. (But probably Spurs)

Matty Meatsickle, Lifetime: On 01/20/46, your team decimated the Heat with Douglas Harris tallying 13 points, 5 rebounds, 4 assists, and 1 steal in only 18 minutes of play. "Dingleberry Douglas" continued this workload throughout the rest of the season, becoming one of your best bench players. Do you foresee him continuing this role heading into the upcoming season or do you think he'd be better suited as an orthopedic surgeon?

digiskunk wrote: Fri Mar 18, 2022 3:54 pm Matty Meatsickle, Lifetime: On 01/20/46, your team decimated the Heat with Douglas Harris tallying 13 points, 5 rebounds, 4 assists, and 1 steal in only 18 minutes of play. "Dingleberry Douglas" continued this workload throughout the rest of the season, becoming one of your best bench players. Do you foresee him continuing this role heading into the upcoming season or do you think he'd be better suited as an orthopedic surgeon?

Hey Cum Bucket!

Dougie will continue his role off the bench for sure, primarily at the 5. Expect Lynch to see more time at the 4 and Keller at the 2/3 spot.