K-100 Keeping it 100: Haiku Edition
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2021 2:40 pm
Raptors
Cold dark winter now
Remember Bjorn and RJ
Best we ever had
Heat
One man show right now
Sunny days are coming soon
Hooray for He Hor
Suns
Oh what could have been
Now that the sunset is near
Where will Pearman sign?
Bucks
Did you hear the news?
Slimy ooze running deep down
Blake more got Quail less
Hawks
As sim time passes
The world goes around and round
Death. Taxes. Loco
Cavaliers
Still new to the game
Everything is cool, I guess
Now, is it June yet?
Mavericks
Hope springs eternal
But one thing is now certain
Lutes is here foreva
Knicks
New York does not suck
Because you must remember
They won six of nine
Trailblazers
Analyze data
Beep. Boop. Beep. Boop. Statistics
What does the Fox say?
Nets
Mix of old and new
Sometimes winning can be hard
Fang Shuo is an Ox
Pelicans
Old habits dont die
Nick could not just sit and wait
Big Ben back again
Thunder
Friend, whatcha doing?
Just biding time I now see
Is Wade your point gawd?
Nuggets
Ten points for me please
Echoes ring six times you see
Ten points for me please
Rockets
This team surprised me
But now I have a question
Can they draft better?
Spurs
This team is quite tall
Lots of promising talent
Nosebleed vertigo
Wizards
Talk about reset
Now they just need to rebuild
That sentence was weird
Magic
A Disney delight
Now beseiged with injury
Still got Sir Baldy
Pacers
A team built on D
Can suddenly score buckets
Are taxes worth it?
Clippers
Team full of midgets
More help in the paint needed
Look, trade block go bump
Pistons
They like to play D
This is certainly true
But Dingess disgusts
Kings
Sactown wants banners
Not excuses, now are they
Sky or mere human?
Jazz
5 game lead they said
Is it now time to panic?
Just say syke damnit
Timberwolves
A team built to win
But so afraid of taxes
Just like K-hundred
Lakers
Are they a rival
If they can never beat me
Nah, Round 1 exit
Bulls
Just a bit older
Come June more red confetti
Yo come at me bros
and...
76ers
The saddest sim truth
Remembered in these two words
Patiently waiting