#SLOE: People's Basketball Sim League

Holy shit, we <expletive deleted> BLEW IT! Our last hurrah headed to the Finals and fell flat. It sucks because we knew internally that was it. As you can see we ended up blowing shit up this offseason. Fox went West... Grinder went with him. We still have Mitchell and Blakemore in house, but who knows for how long. The LONG WINTER is upon us here in Milwaukee...

That said! We are thrilled to have Dong Bone, Patrick Williams and Myke Henry here as part of our core going forward. These guys, with the addition of some other folks we put flyers on in the offseason like Chris Rice, John Fraser, et al are going to get a long and hard look this season. We really think they have some interesting potential that can come to fruition with additional playing time.

The objective of the season is really just to evaluate players and talent for the future. We've set our win goal pretty low, but don't mind if there is some overachieving going on. That would be a big plus. Oh yeah, Frye Darth and the Jazz too. Ole putrid ass franchise. They are gonna miss the days of Digiskunk even more than ever now.

Any questions?

What are your thoughts on the Utah Jazz and their GM?

You've made your intentions clear on Blakemore and Mitchell. Once they're out, who will be keyed up in the gameplan?

Sham Smith, Bulls.com: What is your ideal package for Blakemore from every team? Please remember you don't get full presser points unless you answer the questions.

Do you plan on answering your presser questions...is my question?

Rumors are abound that management has been derelict in their media duties and responding to trade offers for Blakemore because of a obsession around a new cryptocurrency, DougCoin. How do you respond to those rumors?

Darth Vegito wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 6:36 pm What are your thoughts on the Utah Jazz and their GM?

Not enough bags of dicks in the world to equate them.

false9 wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 6:45 pm You've made your intentions clear on Blakemore and Mitchell. Once they're out, who will be keyed up in the gameplan?

I think we want to try and highlight different guys each sim. Interest is very high in seeing how Fraser, Gilkey, Izquierdo, Rice all play together.

garbageman wrote: Fri Feb 05, 2021 10:26 pm Sham Smith, Bulls.com: What is your ideal package for Blakemore from every team? Please remember you don't get full presser points unless you answer the questions.

Honestly, the ideal package changes in my mind from moment to moment. So i'll just say each teams best player for Blakemore to capture this moment in time.

Darth Vegito wrote: Sat Feb 06, 2021 12:39 am Do you plan on answering your presser questions...is my question?

Yes

false9 wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 11:29 am Rumors are abound that management has been derelict in their media duties and responding to trade offers for Blakemore because of a obsession around a new cryptocurrency, DougCoin. How do you respond to those rumors?

Funny you ask, Ciriaco Izquierda asked us to negotiate his contract payment currency in DogeCoin. We've had to do our due diligence, primarily through online resources like r/doge.

Did you intentionally put Season 40 on purpose instead of 50?

AngryBanana wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 1:58 pm Did you intentionally put Season 40 on purpose instead of 50?

Did you intentionally ask a question on an old presser?

Also does this count as a question asked in my pressers?......oh wait I'm the media guy. IT ABSOLUTELY DOES!!!!!