#SLOE: People's Basketball Sim League

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42PhD wrote:It was the imitation of poor GMing that started things. I just noticed it.

Poor GMing has always been the lifeblood of forum as near as I can tell.

Rumor has it the Blazers feel they don't have enough depth at point guard. They hope to pick up a couple more in round 3.

Blazers trade talks involving Jason Terry is heating up. They are getting some fiyah offers, involving some hot compensation. Just to fan the flame some more, the smoke is coming from a playoff team in the East. More to come as it develops.

Trade market for Big Cat Jamaal Magloire has been quiet. GM Eazy is a bitch. Probably why.

Sources report that GM Inner GI's blu ray copy of Star Wars: The Force Awakens is more valuable than Yao Ming at the moment. May The Fourth Be With You.

Team to watch out for: New Jersey Nets. They are looking to make BIG moves. Conference changing moves. GMs are lining up to make offers. #Drowning

Rashard Lewis is reportedly furious that no move was made to acquire Chauncey Billups. Many are wary of the wear and tear of the season taking its told on Lewis's body. He's been on the record looking for help. He got Spray Allen on his side, but a point guard is higher on his list than anything else.

The Houston Rockets are celebrating at their training facility. Their tax debt's end is in sight. This is the biggest win in franchise history.

League office is reporting that the Hawks are now being investigated for PEDs. Stay tuned for more details.

Rumor has it that the Bucks are on the verge of making yet another move. It's about time that GM IamQuailman blows up another chance at a winning season.

Luol Deng has been repeatedly dangled around the league for offers. However, what the Kings have been mum on, is the fact that Deng has contracted MRSA, and they fear he will literally become a cancer for the team. With how frail Tracy McGrady is, it's no wonder they want to be done with him as soon as possible.

Kevin Durant is going wild in L.A. Still high off winning All-Star Game MVP, Kevin Durant looks to continue his hot streak to close out the season. He privately met with Clippers GM Aburns and discussed his plans for the trade deadline and asked if there was any intention to acquire some depth down low.

The Boston Celtics have been extremely quiet, despite trade deadline being hours away and a monstrous tax bill looming. Rumor has it that they have a big salary dump deal locked up and are waiting until the deadline to submit it via fax. Our league office soothsayers looked into the future and saw this playing out:

Getting word that the Grizz are in deep negotiations for a trade they really like with an East team. No word yet on whether sought-after PG Kyle Lowry is involved or not, but am told the teams are "close"

Hawks have been shopping career underachievers Gordon and AK-47 to many teams and it appears that the Jazz are next on their list

With the move to acquire Big Cat, hearing that it caused a spike in trade offers in the West. The T'Wolves have been underachieving and a late surge from a stronger team is something no one wants to see

25 minutes until Trade Deadline elapses. The Sixers are still in the mix for a big splash. Multiple sources have linked them close to the Blazers's Jason Terry.

Milwaukee Bucks are on the cusp of acquiring a young PG. Paperwork is being signed and finalized, but expect a deal to be done before the deadline.

The Miami Heat are almost to the point of shutting down their phone lines, as they have been relatively inactive today. However, if there is any indication of interest in Shaq or Iverson, they would gladly re-open those lines.

GM TrayWithAnA earlier today on the topic of the Pacific, "It's pretty entertaining to watch these teams scrambling for talent at the deadline. It won't matter, because one way or another, they'll have to come through L.A."

The Bulls have had to swat away offers for Hilton Armstrong from opposing GMs. One member of the front office was quoted, "It's ridiculous. These ***** come at me with some ****, and expect me to give them a promising talent for FREE. No thanks."