#SLOE: People's Basketball Sim League

Donald J. Trump‏ @realDonaldTrump
Bucks GM Quailman is a close personal friend. One of the most competent GMs in the league. He's very good. I trust and respect him. I stand by his decision to draft Jose Jumper, despite the questionable name. Jose claims to be from Ohio but I want to see his birth certificate!!!

Donald J. Trump‏ @realDonaldTrump
Keith Pfeffer has too many f's in his name, just like he has too many C's in his potentials. It's a shame my home away from home team, the Heat, have to deal with this LOSER!

Donald J. Trump‏ @realDonaldTrump
@JFishy is a great shooter with decent defensive skills. He is going to be GREAT in Boston. GM ROY 4 GMOY! #MBGA

Donald J. Trump‏ @realDonaldTrump
Lyin' Boyd Sessions claims to be a center but is only 6'8" and has the skill set of a SF. LIES! He is a short loser with the last name of Sessions, just like my AG that I can't decide if I hate or love.

Donald J. Trump‏ @realDonaldTrump
The Portland Trailblazers blow another pick by drafting Arbogast but the biased liberal media won't report it that way because the Blazers play in a blue state. This is completely unfair and Americans deserve better! #FakeNews

Donald J. Trump‏ @realDonaldTrump
GM Wignosy uses his pick to draft the player the Blazers should have drafted. Garrard can jump and score inside. Looks like the corrupt Hawks will keep their crown.

Donald J. Trump‏ @realDonaldTrump
8 points for two second round draft picks may be a new record is bad news for @AD55. Have fun playing with second round draft picks. By the way, AD's eyebrow is much too tame. He should meet with my stylist to make it fantastic. I have the best eyebrows. Everybody tells me.

Donald J. Trump‏ @realDonaldTrump
New Laker Dario Wells has a beautiful girlfriend. Probably the second most beautiful woman I've ever met (way behind Ivanka but just ahead of Melania).

Donald J. Trump‏ @realDonaldTrump
@JSteppin has great potential but NO STAMINA!!! It's a good thing Odis Jackson has 100 stamina because his backup will be tired after 1 time up and down the floor.

Donald J. Trump‏ @realDonaldTrump
Pacers draft Saleh. As Wig always says, learn to shoot the 3 and you can can get a job in this league. I could have played when I was their age! Shooting 3s is so easy! Too bad I was busy building an empire from the ground up.

Donald J. Trump‏ @realDonaldTrump
Arthur Parish is very strong, the strongest. He has YUGE muscles. I told him, you're going to be great. And he just flexed. That's so great I can forgive his lack of stamina and defense. Our nation's defense is our greatest asset. We need to support our troops and properly fund..

Donald J. Trump‏ @realDonaldTrump
...our military without overpaying corrupt defense contractors!!! Just like the deal I made with Lockheed. #MAGA

This has been really entertaining, great job! Keep it up!

Donald J. Trump‏ @realDonaldTrump
Mel Mock is arguably a better player than the 6 drafted before him. He is a competent 2-way player with decent athleticism. The computer has more brains than these lousy GMs! If I owned their teams I would FIRE them.

Donald J. Trump‏ @realDonaldTrump
Pierre Sory is a Frenchman that apologizes like a Canadian. All he can do is pass and dribble! I'm sory to the Clippers fans that you'll have to watch this loser. GM aburns should try picking an AMERICAN!

Donald J. Trump‏ @realDonaldTrump
Bulls pick up @DongRay. Donnie can do a little of everything. JUST A LITTLE! Best part about him is that he is name DON!!! Like the handle Don, maybe I'll change mine to @DontRump.

Donald J. Trump‏ @realDonaldTrump
Proud of my Knicks for picking an AMERICAN with strength and stamina!!! Do our city proud Tony!

Donald J. Trump‏ @realDonaldTrump
The crowd still in it at pick 28 with a loud applause for Duane Babineaux. Very large crowd for the draft tonight. Not as large as the crowds at my rallies but the unfair #FakeNews will never let you see how enormous my crowds are.

Donald J. Trump‏ @realDonaldTrump
Wilbert Paschall is typical for players in this draft. Undersized. Not super athletic. Not well rounded. Sounds like Chuck Schumer to me!

Donald J. Trump‏ @realDonaldTrump
Pistons continue to pay top dollar for second round draft picks. The GM is a noted abuser of Wombats. I am beginning to wonder if he thinks he will be able to acquire Wombats in the second round...

Donald J. Trump‏ @realDonaldTrump
With the 30th pick, the Hawks take Arlen Yeh. Arlen is a terrific find at 30 with B's and C's in all categories that matter. You might as well call him Daniel Randle II. He will probably be g/g after TC. #DTS

This was fantastic!

This was good!

you can claim 5 points.