#SLOE: People's Basketball Sim League

ACTION: The Blazers trade points for a pick then select Hollis Thompson with pick 22.

REACTION: Ah, there we go. Learn to shoot the three, kids, and you too can be drafted at the end of the first round with no other marketable skills!

ACTION: The Spurs select Shabazz Muhammed with pick 23.

REACTION: Another guy who can shoot the three. Has a nice jump shot too. Might amount to a nice bench scorer in 3-4 years... about the time he'll have to get paid.

ACTION: The 76ers pay cash for a pick and select Tony Snell with #24.

REACTION: Learn to shoot threes, kids. Seriously.

ACTION: The Heat select Alex Len with pick #25.

REACTION: Learn to shoot thr... wait a second... wrong script. Has size and projects to be a slightly above-average rim protector. Learn to grow tall, kids.

ACTION: The Raptors trade cash for the #26 and select Matthew Dellavadova.

REACTION: The Raptors will make the playoffs this year. Delly is there to execute leg sweeps on opposing guards.

ACTION: The Clippers select Ben McLemore with pick #27.

REACTION: One-dimensional player, but that dimension is shooting. If he takes lessons from KD, he might get off the bench before his rookie contract expires.

ACTION: The Bulls select Nick Calathes with pick 28.

REACTION: I wasn't aware they gave scouting reports for hairline potential, but sources say the Bulls graded that at an "F." You learn something new every day, I guess.

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