
WELCOME TO THE HOTTEST TEAM AND CITY IN THE COUNTRY!!!
Thank you all so much for joining us this week in the beautiful Salt Lake! You will NOT regret your stay. We have tons of events and activities planned for everyone. This is going to be one hell of a bash. It is the kick-off to the PBSL Opening Weekend and NO OTHER city can live up to this PARTAAAYYYYY!!! Especially not that shithole city of Los Angeles!! I kid. I kid. I'm not kidding at all.
Also I wanted to thank you all for preordering tickets for the activities, travel, and stay! We raised roughly $144 million dollars...give or take $180,216.50. Now I know that figure is pretty exact but never mind that. All of the proceeds from this week will be going to a very reputable charity. Trust me.
Here's just a bit of what you can expect during this week:



ISN'T THIS EXCITING!!! AND OF COURSE WITH EVERY PACKAGE YOU'VE PURCHASED YOU GET UTAH JAZZ SEASON TICKETS WHICH IS WORTH MORE THAN ANYTHING!!
This will be one of the most exciting seasons in Utah Jazz history! We are shooting for 70 wins and hope to be wearing those beautiful rings come the beginning of next year.
If any of you beautiful people have any questions......FYRE AWAY!!!!!