So I took a dump this morning. It was semi-solid, nothing to talk about.
But while I was sitting there I noticed this black dot on the wall. I stared at it for about three and a half minutes. It didn't move. Not that I expected it to, but I was staring at it for a reason. There had to be a good reason, right? Maybe not. I realized that I had pushed the last turd out. That black dot had took my mind off of everything. It was a needed distraction. The day was not going well. I had hit a duck earlier in the day. I didn't want to. I tried my best to avoid it, but it sped up and I clipped it. I wasn't totally upset about though. Those ducks run across the road every damn morning.
It seems they know when I'm going to pass and they wait for me. I know it sounds crazy, but one morning my window was down and I swear I heard them quacking and laughing at me as I sat there and waited for them to pass. I bet they won't be doing that anymore. Maybe this will send them a warning. Did I subconsciously speed up to hit it? I may have. Who knows.
But while I was sitting there I noticed this black dot on the wall. I stared at it for about three and a half minutes. It didn't move. Not that I expected it to, but I was staring at it for a reason. There had to be a good reason, right? Maybe not. I realized that I had pushed the last turd out. That black dot had took my mind off of everything. It was a needed distraction. The day was not going well. I had hit a duck earlier in the day. I didn't want to. I tried my best to avoid it, but it sped up and I clipped it. I wasn't totally upset about though. Those ducks run across the road every damn morning.
It seems they know when I'm going to pass and they wait for me. I know it sounds crazy, but one morning my window was down and I swear I heard them quacking and laughing at me as I sat there and waited for them to pass. I bet they won't be doing that anymore. Maybe this will send them a warning. Did I subconsciously speed up to hit it? I may have. Who knows.
