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Minnesota Timberwolves 2026-2027 Presser

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The lights go out and we're treated to a video package. But it's not the usual basketball highlights video. Instead, it's GM The JNR. And he's...dressed as two-face?
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The JNR: People wonder about my erratic decisions. I commit to a rebuild. I trade young pieces away for win now players. I'm seen as impatient. But that isn't the case.

The case is this coin.

The JNR flips the coin.

The JNR: Some people make decisions based on information. On predictions. On stats, on past performance, on raw data. I make decisions based on luck, on fate. On whatever this coin tells me.

So do I keep the rebuild going? Or do I trade my first round pick for a player who is 5 years older than my young potential studs, then scramble and sign a 31 year old to make a playoff push?

He flips the coin and looks down at it, then smiles.

The JNR: Tails.

The video fades and The JNR stands at the podium sheepishly.

The JNR: Don't blame me, I haven't slept in three months.

Now then, we're ready for another fun season in Minnesota. Last year we were the 8th worst record in the league, and we ended up staying in the same position. We were incredibly fortunate that Modestine Degrimonpon fell to us. We see a lot of potential although he is incredibly raw and will likely not play this year. We entered restricted free agency with a lot of cash and we sent some of it to Nassir Little, whose skillset intrigued us. After negotiating with the Sixers management, we sent our pick and the Magic pick we had acquired from the Wiggins trade to bring Little into the fold. We love his versatility, his ability to rebound, and his athleticism. We see him playing three positions for us.

In free agency, we brought in Giannis Antetokounmpo for veteran leadership and to make sure these young guys learn how to play the right way. We rounded out the roster with Kevin Whittaker and Joseph Mercado. Training camp went well; Little and Diallo had monster camps, and everyone besides Giannis had positive results.

We aren't quite sure what our starting lineup will be, but as of right now I'm leaning:

C: Mitch Cohn
PF: Cheick Diallo
SF: Giannis Antetokounmpo
SG: Nassir Little
PG: Beau Augustin

With Whittaker, Sabonis, and Mercado getting valuable minutes off the bench. We don't see ourselves competing for a playoff spot, but we do feel confident that we will see growth in our young players and still have a good lottery pick depending on the Grizzlies' performance this season. Any questions?
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Are you still committed to Boban-ing Luka?
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You walked away with one of the most talented players in the draft in Luka Doncic. How many minutes should we expect to see him play this upcoming season? Will he be your 6th man?
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Sham Smith, Bulls.com: If you're not competing for a playoff spot, why sink 30 million dollars into Giannis Antetokounmpo?
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false9 wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2019 9:15 am Are you still committed to Boban-ing Luka?
The JNR: Yes. I think you'll see more activity from me this season so I can train more.
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digiskunk wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2019 9:28 am You walked away with one of the most talented players in the draft in Luka Doncic. How many minutes should we expect to see him play this upcoming season? Will he be your 6th man?
The JNR: He probably won't play again this year. He's not ready.
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garbageman wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2019 9:35 am Sham Smith, Bulls.com: If you're not competing for a playoff spot, why sink 30 million dollars into Giannis Antetokounmpo?
Should I repeat myself? "We brought in Giannis Antetokounmpo for veteran leadership and to make sure these young guys learn how to play the right way."
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JNR wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2019 9:38 am
garbageman wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2019 9:35 am Sham Smith, Bulls.com: If you're not competing for a playoff spot, why sink 30 million dollars into Giannis Antetokounmpo?
Should I repeat myself? "We brought in Giannis Antetokounmpo for veteran leadership and to make sure these young guys learn how to play the right way."
Allow me to rephrase the question...why sink 30 million dollars into Giannis Antetokounmpo when there are plenty of veterans out there who can provide veteran leadership and tutelage to the young guys for much less than 30 million dollars?
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Peter Pounder, ESPN: If you could be any one particular breed of dog, which breed would you be and why?
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garbageman wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2019 9:40 am
JNR wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2019 9:38 am
garbageman wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2019 9:35 am Sham Smith, Bulls.com: If you're not competing for a playoff spot, why sink 30 million dollars into Giannis Antetokounmpo?
Should I repeat myself? "We brought in Giannis Antetokounmpo for veteran leadership and to make sure these young guys learn how to play the right way."
Allow me to rephrase the question...why sink 30 million dollars into Giannis Antetokounmpo when there are plenty of veterans out there who can provide veteran leadership and tutelage to the young guys for much less than 30 million dollars?
It's a one year deal. It didn't put us over the cap. We wanted someone talented so we spent the maximum amount we had. Better?
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digiskunk wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2019 9:47 am Peter Pounder, ESPN: If you could be any one particular breed of dog, which breed would you be and why?
A shih tzu. We have a shih tzu and he's awesome.
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Are you afraid by not Playing Luka Doncic again this year that in the future during his prime he can do a Duren to you and leave?
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Eazy P wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2019 10:02 am Are you afraid by not Playing Luka Doncic again this year that in the future during his prime he can do a Duren to you and leave?
A little. But the bottom line is he isn't ready. Maybe he'll get some run in the middle of the season but it really depends on the players ahead of him.
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Can you elaborate what it is about Nassir Little's skill set that intrigues you?
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WigNosy wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2019 12:28 pm Can you elaborate what it is about Nassir Little's skill set that intrigues you?
He's a guard who can rebound, shoot, pass and defend. Plus his athleticism is fantastic.
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