Despite the lights already being dim in the room, the faces of GM
Digiskunk and Andre Drummond were well illuminated by the flash photography which was provided by the reporters at hand. Reporters and fans alike both gathered at the podium as the general manager awaited his time to speak.
Digiskunk: WELCOME, EVERYBODY — to yet another awesome Utah Jazz press conference. Continuing with last year's tradition, we'll be going about our business rather hastily; we'll be issuing out our immediate plans for now as well as our immediate plans for the future.
Now, as you're all well aware, we've been quite busy during the offseason. This is the first offseason where we've decided to move on from the rebuilding stage; and with that said, I'd like to announce our recent additions!
During the offseason we had to match the rights to Alton Towers, who we feel is going to provide us with a lot of work. His athleticism and ability to defend the post is awesome, which is why we sought to lock him up for multiple years. Fortunately, it didn't come at a price too steep for us.
We also acquired Andre Drummond, who is the "big man" we need. He can block shots and rebound balls — and that's literally all we're asking from him, since we had a void at the 4 position since last season. We believe Andre fills that gap in our lineup and will live up to his hype immediately. We're talking about a real nitty-gritty kind of player here; he's quick, he jumps, he's perfect for the Utah Jazz. Need I say more?
During the offseason, we had quite the eventful training camp. "Juicy" James Gebhart came out firing and wouldn't stop until he had a purple potential. He grew immensely during the offseason and we feel that this will greatly improve our team. Furthermore, everybody else had a good training camp too. So we're pretty happy about that.
We weren't able to land Anthony Davis during the offseason, but that's okay. There comes a time and a place for players such as Anthony Davis, and right now, we're happy to have the group that we have — although we'd love to have AD on our team.
Last season, we recorded 40 wins and 42 losses. We're hoping to improve from that statistic in this upcoming season. Not only are we hoping to make the playoffs, but we're hoping to be the underdog to win it all.
We'll now be taking questions from the press!