Toronto Revelations

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Toronto Revelations

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GM Soundwave of the Toronto Raptors enters the room in a black hooded cloak. The lights in the room simmer as he begins to speak:

And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see.

And I saw, and behold a white horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer. And his name was Joffrey

And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the second beast say, Come and see.

And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto him a great sword.
And His name was Kawhi

And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his hand.
And his name was Jarvis

And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.

And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see.

And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Kristaps, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.


And when he had opened the fifth seal, I saw under the altar the souls of them that were slain for the word of Lord Joffrey, and for the testimony which they held:

And they cried with a loud voice, saying, How long, O Lord, holy and true, dost thou not judge and avenge our blood on them that dwell on the earth?

And white robes were given unto every one of them; and it was said unto them, that they should rest yet for a little season, until their teammates also and their brethren, that should be killed as they were, should be fulfilled.

And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood;

And the stars of heaven fell unto the earth, even as a fig tree casteth her untimely figs, when she is shaken of a mighty wind.

And the heaven departed as a scroll when it is rolled together; and every mountain and island were moved out of their places.

And the kings of the SLOE, and the great men, and the rich men, and the chief captains, and the mighty men, and every bondman, and every free man, hid themselves in the dens and in the rocks of the mountains;

And said to the mountains and rocks, Fall on us, and hide us from the face of him that sitteth on the throne, and from the wrath of the Lamb:

For the great day of his wrath is come; and who shall be able to stand?
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Who will see more playing time this season? Joffrey Baratheon or Refugio Lozano?
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garbageman wrote: Mon Feb 26, 2018 3:14 pm Who will see more playing time this season? Joffrey Baratheon or Refugio Lozano?
All Hail King Joffrey!
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Did your last tangle with the tax man have any effect on the way you intend to handle finances going forward?
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WigNosy wrote: Mon Feb 26, 2018 5:31 pm Did your last tangle with the tax man have any effect on the way you intend to handle finances going forward?
Nope, I went for a championship, made a finals, and had a huge injury the next season that put me out in round 1. If you're gonna get into tax hell, that's the way to do it. I do know the rules a bit better this time around so I may do some things a bit differently, but not because of regret.
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Night King Hi my name is Night King and I have a question. Do you believe winter is coming for the Eastern Conference this season?
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Night King Hi my name is Night King and I have a question. Do you believe winter is coming for the Eastern Conference this season?
This presser is from last season so no questions will count sorry eazy.
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It'll count when I ask it in the correct presser LOL.
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