My name is Rodney Stuckey and I am a certified G and a bonafide stud and you can't teach that!
And this right here, this is Big Perk and he's 7 foot tall and you can't teach that!
Bada boom! Realest guys in the room! How ya doin!"
If me and Big Perk had a dime for every time we got beat as kids, we would have ZERO DIMES! Perk, you got that camera rollin ? We almost had one of those WorldStar beat downs, ya know, the kind where someone loses a shoe. I'm a shih-tzu, I'm a pitbull, I'm a Jack Russell, I'm a Lhapso Apsa, I'm a teacup chihuahua!... But it's not the size of a dog in a fight, it's the fight in the dog. We have winning streaks in our dirty drawers. We are stars...we take meteor showers. We're like toilet paper cos we're on a roll.
Dem other teams are like toilet paper cause there's only one word to describe them and I'm gonna.... SPELL it out for you! S-A-W-F-T.... Sawft!
