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Every night we lay our heads down to dream, and that's when our minds really start to tick. We start remembering all these things, these horrible things, these travesties that have happened to us in our lives. But in our dreams we are superheroes. In our dreams we can fix everything. We dream of revenge, we dream of payback. Just like that man, just like that we wake up and that's when reality starts to set in. That's when we go to the mirror and we look into it and remember that we are not superheroes and that we can not fix everything. And so we bottle all this rage up inside of us and we go on living our dismal little lives as if nothing is wrong. But everything, everything, everything is wrong and I plan on fixing that.
You see, I used to have this mean old teacher and this teacher she used to look down upon me and she went to great measures to make sure that I remembered that I was a piece of trash and that I would never amount to anything in my life. She believed that everything she read in a book was true and that everything I believed in was a lie. So I went up to her and I said "Ms. Teacher Lady, what is it about you that makes you think that you're so much better than me, that makes you think you're so much smarter than me? Is it because your Mommy and Daddy paid for you to go to some fancy school so that you could wave this diploma around all of us? So that you could look down upon children and force feed them propaganda?" Well I say "na uh". She looked at me and she said "Kendrick Perkins you are rotten, you stand for nothing." She said "Kendrick Perkins the first time that I ever looked inside of your eyes I knew there was something inside of you. I knew that you were evil."
But I'm proud to say that right now somewhere that teacher lady is rotting inside of some retirement home filled up with all of her life's regrets. But I stand in front of you here today as a conqueror, as a revolutionary, as the man of a thousand truths and I say Miss teacher lady look at me right now. I got the whole damn world in my hands.
That is my payback. My ends justify my means.

Just say my name in the mirror 5 times and find out for yourself.
I still got all my fingers but somewhere I lost my mind.
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Dr. Rocker, The Cleveland Rocker: White bitches be crazy.
There's no "I" in team, but you can find "Eat me" if you push it too far.
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42PhD wrote:Dr. Rocker, The Cleveland Rocker: White bitches be crazy.
Would we find them as interesting if they weren't?
I still got all my fingers but somewhere I lost my mind.
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Can you show me on the doll where Kendrick Perkins touched you.
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IamQuailman wrote:Can you show me on the doll where Kendrick Perkins touched you.
It was on the magic spot in-between my Pedros.
I still got all my fingers but somewhere I lost my mind.
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