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THE GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS PRE-SEASON PRESS CONFERENCE QUESTION-RESPONSE SESSION HAS ENDED.

THE GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS PRE-SEASON PRESS CONFERENCE HAS ENDED.

Sports Guy Bill Simmons here, what emotions did you feel seing Shawn Kemp, longtime Warrior great, jump ship over to the Eastern Conference?

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ROBOGM INSTALLATIONS DO NOT HAVE EMOTION, ONLY CALCULATION. SHAWN KEMP'S VALUE WAS LESS THAN HIS COST, SO SHOWN KEMP WAS NOT OFFERED A ...

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Beep boop, beep beep beep. Boop beep boop. Beep beep boop beep boop boop beep boop beep?

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IamQuailman wrote:This is great.

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ROBOGM INSTALLATIONS RATE HIGHLY IN PRESS CONFERENCE ACTION. PRESS CONFERENCE ACTION WAS IMPROVED IN THE 1999 UPGRADE.

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What are your chances of winning your division this year, to the nearest tenth of a percent? And why?

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PRESS CONFERENCE DURATION IS INSUFFICIENT FOR DETAILED CALCULATIONS. NO ROBOGM INSTALLATION HAS EVER WON A DIVISION. CURRENT ESTIMATE OF GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS WINNING DIVISION: 0 ...

NickMalone77 wrote:How pissed were you in the robot community that your brother won the GM award and not you last season?

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ALL ROBOGM INSTALLATIONS ARE IDENTICAL. THE AWARD APPLIES TO ALL ROBOGM INSTALLATIONS.

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THE GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS PRE-SEASON PRESS CONFERENCE HAS BEGUN.

THE GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS PRE-SEASON PRESS CONFERENCE PREPARED SPEECH HAS BEGUN.

THE GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS' ROSTER IS:

MARIO KASUM, CENTER, 24 YEARS OLD, 7 FEET 1 INCH TALL, 261 POUNDS WEIGHT
CHRIS ANDERSON, CENTER, 26 YEARS OLD, 6 ...

WARRIORS: RECOMMENDED.

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