#SLOE: People's Basketball Sim League

Wow, not one Fryeing mention here. Seriously!!?? I MADE YOU LEBRON! You slept in my bunkbed in your rookie year. You would be nothing without me! Yet, I don't even get a phone call. Good riddance asshole.

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Hey everyone! Windy here, I know it’s been a long time but Bron stopped paying the rent on the condo I where I was staying in Miami so here I am. But don’t think I’m coming empty handed. I have a huge story that has been confirmed from several unnamed sources.

It revolves around Kawhi Leonard and ...

Would you agree that nearly any player in the league can walk into your front court with the ball, do the moonwalk, the dougie, and then whip and nae nae before finally dunking it on your bigs?

Your team looks pretty damn good. What will you do this year to Frye that up?

"People" say you are the Champs before the season has started. You say no. Who will stop you?

The self-dismantled Lakers?
The "other" Los Angeles team?
The Houston Grandpas?
The Dallas Darths?
The Utah MJs?

WHO???

Do you feel destined to always be the bride's maid, never the bride?

How many times has the Lakers ownership called you personally and begged that you return to their franchise?

Was getting a player that is above average or decent ever part of your 3 year plan and in what year will you net one of those "decent" players?

So I have a question about the fans and the Lakers ownership. You've won a championship. Congrats. But that's what the Lakers are supposed to do...EVERY YEAR. There is a history, a legacy if you will, that the Lakers are always contenders. You took the team over from BSH. FACT. You made a few ...

Midwest Division

Dallas Mavericks – FearTheBrow – 222-106(.677) – WC Champ – Long Term Extension
This GM fell into heaven when he was hired by this franchise. Handed one of the league’s best players in Penny Hardaway, FearTheBrow couldn’t go wrong……well until he decided to trade that player ...

Pacific Division

Golden State Warriors – Bowtothebill – 288-122 (.702) – 1 Division Title, 1 Conference Title, 1 PBSL Title – Long Term Extension
You could make the argument that all of this success was due to Shawn Kemp, who now sits pretty in Seattle. But the Warriors got a package that ...

Central Division

Milwaukee Bucks – IamQuailman – 256-154(.624) – 3 Division Titles/1 EC Title – Long Term Extension
What more could a fan ask of a GM? I know, I know…Maybe a championship or two. But those aren’t easy to come by. All IamQuailman has done is win and win some more. Even a Finals ...

Updated. Other divisions coming shortly.

So last night I woke up from my bunk bed that I share with Lebron, and I had a great idea. What if the contract of every GM in the league was suddenly terminated. Then each of those GMs were graded strictly on the last 5 seasons to determine whether or not they would be rehired. Did they win a ...

Robbie was no snitch. But maybe he should have been......

All imposters. You cheeky bitches.

http://i.usatoday.net/_common/_images/_sports/logos/nba/heat_50t.png Miami Heat

Last season record: 33-49 Atlantic Division: 2nd Place Playoffs Result: Missed Playoffs Salary Cap Remaining: $1,180,371 Team Direction: Competing


End Season Roster Current Roster Joel Przybilla
Todd Macculloch ...

Gaiyz...gaiyz...I haven't forgotten you. Bron Bron has really been riding my ass lately. I'll post more tonight after I tuck him in.

http://i.marqueur.com/basketball/i/logo/nba/4_7_home.gif New Jersey Nets

Last season record: 32-50 Atlantic Division: 3rd Place Playoffs Result: Missed Playoffs Salary Cap Remaining: $3,149,720 Team Direction: Competing


End Season Roster Current Roster Jerome James
Nazr Mohammed
Etan Thomas ...

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images/team_logos/50x50/boston_celtics.png Boston Celtics

Last season record: 45-37 Atlantic Division: 1st Place Playoffs Result: Eliminated in 2nd rd by Bucks Salary Cap Remaining: $11,716,895 Team Direction: Rebuilding


End Season Roster Current Roster Michael ...

Hey everyone! I'm Brian Windhorst and I'll be giving an off-season team by team analysis. I know that the off-season is far from over but 95% of the heavy hitters in Free Agency are accounted for and most of the teams are pretty set. If anything major happens I'll update my analysis as it happens ...