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Sources say that some GMs, returning for the league reboot, have only returned for the 1980-1981 S1 Meme Thread in order to spam memes for the media coordinator to count for real deal actual points. #SLOE #whoismagicjohnson

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Sources say that Angel Reese has requested that Dominitrix Johnson be moved, to make sure the offense flows through her. The double purple experiment is over!

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Sources report that, in spite of or in light of a decent start to the season, the Warriors front office has been actively pursuing deals behind the scenes. Star players' names tossed around. Coach was overheard screaming at the GM for letting this leak and impacting the team morale that has ...

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There is a rumor that the Trailblazers GM has been out of the office all-season and sends all his phone calls to his secretary.

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Super secret sources deep within the Boston Celtics locker-room (Walker Kessler) have suggested that fellow teammate Jalen Hood-Schifino may have spent the entire off-season snorting 5-MeO-NMT. Like other members of the N-methyltryptamine family of compounds, 5-MeO-NMT is believed to produce few or ...

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It's because Detroit doesn't exist.

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Sources say Detroit no longer exists. Where did it go? I don't know but it's gone.

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IamQuailman wrote: Wed Jun 26, 2024 6:58 pm Pistons send:
Stan Van Gundy
3pts (Paid: viewtopic.php?f=15&t=12067&p=113192#p113192)

Spurs send:
PeeWee Kirkland

Pistons accept. Good talking with you Carlos!

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Talks heating up between the Pistons and Rockets involving Sion James. Rockets are looking to land multiple long-term pieces in a trade. However don't rule out a few other teams in the mix.

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No one is entirely sure what's going on, but Sources say that phones have been ringing off the hook in Dallas, Atlanta, and the Golden State. Sources have implied that due to stalled negotiations between ATL and DAL, GSW is trying to make a move and one of the three main offices is absolutely LIVID ...

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Rumors are Delmer Bricker wants out of Portland, but logpmess is ducking his calls. So he's been forced to start posting anti-trailblazers meme's on his social media.

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Sources close to the NBA board of directors indicated that the Suns will have all of their FA signings from the off-season rescinded and docked 50 points for improper use of funds related to counting of points prior to earning them. The players signed will be immediately sent to the Jazz, in order ...

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With a new GM under their wing the Denver Nuggets are looking to impress. After signing Justin Amos, the city's crime rate has risen by 20%.

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Sources close to the bucks situation say Bucks GM, TuaMane, indicate he decided to trade Victor Wembenyana to the Pistons. It’s just a matter of the amount of points and how many picks will be going back to the bucks.

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DEVELOPING: The Washington Wizards have indicator that they are going to use this season and Remy Martin's success as a means to catapult the team's rebuilding process in the off-season. They are looking for deals quietly, with both Remy & the Wizards front office understanding that this is their ...

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THIS JUST IN: The Suns GM has been re-instated to the league chat on Facebook.

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BREAKING: The Celtics GM is being investigated for using hallucinogenic substances after the completion of their trade with the Hawks, in which they sent cash considerations with the best player in the deal (King) for one of the worst contracts in the league and an underachieving young guard. "What ...

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DEVELOPING: Sources close to the league front office had to intervene in the Mavericks offensive trade block bumps, informing them that they needed to "actually put something of value on the block if they're bumping it". Mavericks front office declined to comment on this topic.

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According to league sources, the Pelicans are on the cusp of a league-shattering trade that will shake up PBSL for seasons to come... involving a purple potential big man.

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Update: Justin Amos was seen leaving the hospital covered in bruises and bandages. He allegedly challenged his brother to a fight and lost. As a result, his wife has filed for divorce and is taking the kids.

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Sources in the Greater Atlanta are reporting that Justin Amos of the Hawks has been struggling with a broken heart. His high-school sweetheart, Julia, recently phoned him to inform him that she was pregnant with his brother's baby. His subsequent breakdown led to him being discovered naked in a ...

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In a now-deleted tweet, Phoenix Suns rookie Dante Howard voiced his eagerness for playing time. "If I have to kiss ass for some minutes, then I'm going to lick it," he suggested. Sources close to him insist he's willing to compromise his principals for this opportunity.

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Sources indicate that the Suns have been on the horn, talking to the Jazz since after Sim 1. It is not clear yet what the transaction would look like, but we are being told that Digiskunk is only willing to take on Anas Mahmoud in the event that he can send back Samuel Hamilton. Digiskunk believes ...

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Sources are reporting that the Golden State Warriors' Alphonse Morelock has a warrant out for his arrest. After rumors circulated that he could possibly be traded, Morelock reportedly left the Chase Center and smashed every car window in sight, leading to more smash and grab robberies in San ...

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Another option for Sion James could be a trade to the Wizards close to where he grew up. They're one of the best run organizations in the league and have strong assets.

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