#SLOE: People's Basketball Sim League

How I feel when everyone reacts to me complaining about the slow-moving draft by saying, "technically, the draft hasn't started yet."

https://media.tenor.com/lu-2JgiJMM4AAAAM/missed-missed-the-point.gif

The point of suggesting the lotto be run at the start of the playoffs to keep non-playoff ...

Speed at which the draft is moving...

Bump for the off-season.

...but you remember we still have the web forum.

When Discord goes down...

Meme points awards (memes divided by 3, rounded down, maximum 7):

BigDaddyd8720 - 23 memes = 7 points
greepleairport - 16 memes = 5 points
WigNosy - 16 memes = 5 points
AngryBanana - 15 memes = 5 points
NickMalone77 - 15 memes = 5 points
Eazy P - 5 memes = 1 point
LazyTitanSmash - 5 memes ...

Start your engines.

Thread closed as the Finals are over. S10 thread incoming. Points to be tallied soon.

A team's "minimum tax" is locked in at the trade deadline - per the rules for in-season Free Agency here: https://pbsl.ijbl.net/viewtopic.php?t=5222

- "Players may not be released after the Trade Deadline unless a squad has to cut a player because a pre-trade deadline trade put their roster over ...

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BigDaddyd8720 wrote: Fri May 01, 2026 3:48 pm
@WigNosy


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OBJECTIVE: 2,096 words (2,000+ words, 6 points)
SUBJECTIVE: Doesn't cover the whole league, but DOES cover the whole playoffs, which at this point in the season, when analyzing remaining games, is more or less the same thing. Bravery points for sticking your neck out and calling series winners in ...

I will add my vote for the Kings/Supersonics series as being the one to watch. Yes, the on-court matchups are actually pretty good, but the bigger reason is that, love him or hate him, Darth is going to run his mouth. He'll run it whether he wins or loses, and that's going to force you to pay ...

Eastern Conference 4 vs 5

Eastern Conference 3 vs 6

Western Conference 3 vs 6

Western Conference 4 vs 5

Trailblazers looking at the Bucks' bid for a 70-win season on the final day...

@NickMalone77 following the Sim 8 Trade Deadline:

Looking at my chances to chase down the Bucks in the final sim for homecourt throughout the playoffs...

An alternate-dimension @LazyTitanSmash (not this universe's version after declining Jeff Lamp's team option):

I'm going to nominate Terry Porter of the Celtics. Look at the list of Player of the Month award winners.

March C Patrick Ewing Rockets
March C Hakeem Olajuwon Celtics
February SG Michael Jordan Spurs
February SG Terry Porter Celtics
January PF Karl Malone Suns
January C Hakeem Olajuwon Celtics ...

I usually like to watch the "Player of the Month" awards for frontrunners. That tells me I need to look among the following:

Michael Jordan (x2)
Karl Malone (x2)
Hakeem Olajuwon (x2)

The first thing I notice is Magic isn't a multi-time monthly winner, so for the first time in league history, we're ...