#SLOE: People's Basketball Sim League

You said in an earlier reply that you don't look good. While it's fair to say you're off to a tough start with an alarming point differential, is it possible you're overreacting to a sim where your team almost split their games, with 5 of 7 games on the road?


I really I hope I was overreacting ...

I want to talk about Cummings. How do you feel about Cummings? Do you like Cummings? How well do you know Cummings? Tell us more about Cummings?


Pat? Oh, Pat. Yeah, Pat likes having a good time. He's best known around these parts for hitting up the clubs, getting his squirt game on. You should ...

How do you think you stack up in the Atlantic Division? Are you looking to make any moves to boost your team this year?


To answer your first question: We don't look good. Just refer to our preseason record of 1-5—it's atrocious! However, we're going to try and shake things up this year: In an ...

Philadelphia 76ers

C: Jack Sikma (C) - 40
PF: Alvan Adams (PF/SF) - 40
SF: Walter Davis (SF/PG) - 40
SG: Danny Ainge (SG/SF)- 40
PG: Gerald Henderson (PG/SG) - 40
6th: Pat Cummings (PF/C) - 12
7th: Mike Newlin (PG/SG) - 11
8th: Joe Cooper (PF) - 7
9th: Bob Hansen (SG) - 4
10th: John Shumate (PF ...

Sixers sign Joe Cooper, Major Jones, Scott Hastings

Bump

"Gonorrhea" Gary Glumpkin, National Geograph: Sleepy Floyd had a breakout rookie season, averaging 19.1 pts, 3.6 assists, and 2.6 rebounds per 33.2 minutes. With a little training, do you think he has the potential to be a top-5 PG in this league? Also, is he still sleepy?

Hugh Jazz, ABC : Cliff Levingston remains on the team despite his charge for vehicular manslaughter last season. Has the team personally punished him in any way or do you feel that enough damage has been done by the judicial system? Moreover, what lessons did you (and him) learn from this ...

Donald Dixson-Myass, FOX Sports : You finished strong last season, going 64-18. During that time, rookie star James Worthy averaged 16.8 points, 7.6 rebounds, and 3.2 assists per game. Will he be the go-to this guy this season despite having other All-Stars on the team, or are you more focused on ...

Jackie Cumslurp, ESPN: You received a lot of value in the acquisition of Larry Nance. Will he be your go-to player heading into this season? Moreover, do you think he has the potential to be a top-5 player in the league?

Bobby Bachelor, Nickelodeon: What was the logic behind the Danny Ainge/Mychal Thompson trade, which many view as being lopsided?

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Philadelphia 76ers [/i]
1983 Preseason Presser

digiskunk: With the 1983 season now upon us, I am happy to welcome you to our pre-season press conference. Today, I hope to lay out some plans regarding our immediate ...

Philadelphia 76ers go recommended.

Insure:
Danny Ainge
Jack Sikma
Gerald Henderson

Sixers accept

NOTE: This trade is to be processed after the Supersonics/Sixers trade due to financial reasons:
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Washington Bullets send...
Alvan Adams
Walter Davis
Jack Sikma

Philadelphia 76ers send...
Don Collins
Mike Koren
Larry Nance
Sedale Threatt

Philadelphia 76ers agree!!

With the 9th pick, the Philadelphia 76ers select Sedale Threatt out of West Virgin Tech.

78#, you're on the clock!

76ers accept!

PREPARE YR ANUSES

The draft is coming up. I need a PG—somebody who can pass the ball around; somebody to feed it to my big men. I prefer somebody who is not on the last year of their contract. So yeah, hit your boy up (not physically)

Philadelphia 76ers: Recommended!!

76ers: Recommended

Insure:
1. Larry Nance
2. Mike Woodson
3. Mychal Thompson

i don't really have anything to say. this is just a cute drawing

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RPF wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2025 7:53 pm With the 13th pick of the draft the REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED CHAMPION New Jersey Nets select Herb Williams, Center from The Ohio State.

i could go for some HERB right about now

SMOKE SMOKE

notice: [/i] drunk when i wrote this, ignore all grammatical & errors pertaining to story


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