#SLOE: People's Basketball Sim League

76ers accept!

PREPARE YR ANUSES

The draft is coming up. I need a PG—somebody who can pass the ball around; somebody to feed it to my big men. I prefer somebody who is not on the last year of their contract. So yeah, hit your boy up (not physically)

Philadelphia 76ers: Recommended!!

76ers: Recommended

Insure:
1. Larry Nance
2. Mike Woodson
3. Mychal Thompson

i don't really have anything to say. this is just a cute drawing

#1

RPF wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2025 7:53 pm With the 13th pick of the draft the REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED CHAMPION New Jersey Nets select Herb Williams, Center from The Ohio State.

i could go for some HERB right about now

SMOKE SMOKE

notice: [/i] drunk when i wrote this, ignore all grammatical & errors pertaining to story


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Ever since he was a child, Alton Lister dreamt of becoming a professional skateboarder. Although his father continuously urged him to become a urologist, Listy would ...

I *loved* this thread so much

Philly confirms

Philadelphia sends:
2nd round pick (1981 aka this draft)

Portland Trailblazers send:
+5 points

This is gonna be pretty damn exciting!!

#2

PHILADELPHIA 76ERS

C: Tom Owens (C/PF) - 43
PF: Mychal Thompson (PF/C) - 43
SF: Mike Woodson (SF/PF) - 35
SG: Kevin Grevey (SG/SF) - 34
PG: Gerald Henderson (PG) - 42
6th: Wes Matthews (PG/SG) - 15
7th: Bob Wilkerson (SG) - 13
8th: Allan Bristow (SF/SG) - 8
9th: Jerry Sichting (PG/SG) - 7 ...

Now that you are the owner of the Jazz will you ask the commissioner for approval to relocate back to New Orleans or stay in Utah?


I've been asking since Day 1. I actually sent in two "preferred team" lists, one had the Phoenix Suns as #1, and the other had the Utah Jazz as #1...with the ...

NOOOOO /shakes fist at sky

TWO DAMN MINS LEFT AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Jimmy Stiffstick, Lifetime: Have you ever considered what it would be like to be a dolphin, and if so, why?

S.O.S.

SEND HELP

WHERE THE HELL IS EVERYBODY I ONLY HAVE LIKE 6 MINS LEFT TO GET POINTS

BUMP BUMP

Frankie "Four Fingers" Fuxsalot, ESPN: Your best players are already passed their prime. What the hell is wrong with you? You couldn't have drafted younger players? Jesus christ. Anyways, what the world wants to know is: Can Alex English speak any other languages outside his native one?

Generic Wolves Reporter: Tell me about your first draft choice. Were you actually convinced you drafted Michael Cooper, or did you just want to have a bit of fun with us?


Oh, no, I was definitely hellbent on getting Michael Cooper but, in the midst of my excitement, turns out I grabbed Mychal ...

PHILADELPHIA 76ERS

Lineup [/u]
C: Tom Owens (C/PF) - 40
PF: Mychal Thompson (PF/C) - 43
SF: Mike Woodson (SF/PF) - 36
SG: Kevin Grevey (SG/SF)- 36
PG: Gerald Henderson (PG) - 42
6th: Wes Matthews (PG/SG) - 15
7th: Bob Wilkerson (SG) - 13
8th: Allan Bristow (SF/SG) - 8
9th: Jerry Sichting (PG/SG ...

Arthur Morgan, Red Dead Redemption 2: Hey partner! Andrew Toney has to be one of the biggest steals of the draft. What do you feels he needs to work on the most to excel in this league full of bustling superstars?