Yes, the post-season didn't go our way and I regret asking him to do that rather than building the right way. So we put ourselves in a bad spot and Darth has been working tirelessly to build this team the right way and build a TRUE contender. Nearly every trade he's made over the past 3 years have netted us points so that we can train our young guys. He's built up our points pool and tried everything to develop these guys. But as you all know, development has been a DISASTER to say the least. We had some young guys who had nice promise. They were destroyed during TC and are merely back of the group rotation guys now. We only now have two players to have hope in, Rondo and Roy. We are doing daily positivity trainings with them in order that they don't lose their way like the others did. With that being said, we MUST hold Darth accountable for his part in this.
As you can see he didn't look too good. He needs this time off. So, with that being out of the way, you will ask whom I will appoint to his role for the time being. I am basically appointing myself. I will be running day to day operations as well as making any and all roster and personnel moves. I WILL though, be appointing a figurehead that will address the media and serve as my voice while Darth is out. Ladies and gentlemen, meet Pedro!
I'll let Pedro say a few words.
Pedro: ¡Hola a todos! Mi nombre es Pedro y estoy contento de estar aquí. Yo solía ser una modelo desnuda. Este es mí a continuación.
Sé Micheal a través de un amigo mutuo, y vino a mí la semana pasada preguntando si me gustaría hacerlo. Le dije no es en primer lugar. No sé nada sobre baloncesto. Ni siquiera sé cuántos puntos se obtienen de un touchdown. Pero luego me dijo cuánto estaría pagando y no pude negarme. Así que, como dijo estaré haciendo las cosas procesal para la franquicia. Presentación de gráficos de fondo. Responder a ofertas comerciales y enviarlos. Micheal estará detrás de todos ellos, sin embargo. Así que tenemos fe en que esta franquicia está funcionando como una máquina bien engrasada. También yo no hablo Inglés, así que me disculpe, pero usted tendrá que traducir todo lo que escribo o post. Gracias a todos por venir y me deseo suerte! Voy a seguir mi trabajo como modelo desnuda, así que estaré compartiendo con todos ustedes los que vienen. Que tengas un buen día!
Micheal: Ummm ok. I don't speak Spanish so I have no clue what he said. But judging by the few of you giggling in here, I don't want to know what he said. Either way, I ask you give him your support and patience with his new job. I hope that these types of things and signs at the games will go away soon. I understand your anger but we WILL turn this ship around guys. That I promise you. Last but not least, Darth did send in an email that he wanted me to share with everyone. I would be doing wrong by him if I did not share. I will say though, read at your own risk. Here it is:
[/size]Darth Vegito: I'll be back. All you bitches can eat a dick. To my fans, I promise I won't fail you. I'll be back and with a vengeance. I WILL do everything in my power to get this city a trophy, I just need some time. To the rest of the league...
when the news came out that I would be leaving the franchise, many jumped on me like flies on shit with badmouthing and ridicule. I saw. I know your names. To those I say...when you get some trophies then come climb on my pedestal. I'll help you up here when you actually win something. Till then in the famous words of Shaquille O'Neal...HOW MA ASS TASTE!? What about these salty balls? They taste good? I hope so. Thanks to those who showed support in my time of need and stress, and who asked me not to leave. You are the ones who make this league work, not the trophyless shit-trolls. Ok I'm Fryeing going to Froyo, later.[/i][/b]
Micheal: Once again I'm sorry about the language or harsh tone but I promised him I would relay the message. I will now open it up to questions. I will be leaving now so Pedro will answer any and all questions to the best of his ability. Thanks again and GO SEATTLE SUPERSONICS!!