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Look for the Pistons to try to fully take advantage of the Rockets situation by offering to take James "off their hands". Situation could get really tense.

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Another option for Sion James could be a trade to the Wizards close to where he grew up. They're one of the best run organizations in the league and have strong assets.

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Sources are reporting that the Golden State Warriors' Alphonse Morelock has a warrant out for his arrest. After rumors circulated that he could possibly be traded, Morelock reportedly left the Chase Center and smashed every car window in sight, leading to more smash and grab robberies in San Francisco than ever in the city's history. More to come...

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In a now-deleted tweet, Phoenix Suns rookie Dante Howard voiced his eagerness for playing time. "If I have to kiss ass for some minutes, then I'm going to lick it," he suggested. Sources close to him insist he's willing to compromise his principals for this opportunity.

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Sources in the Greater Atlanta are reporting that Justin Amos of the Hawks has been struggling with a broken heart. His high-school sweetheart, Julia, recently phoned him to inform him that she was pregnant with his brother's baby. His subsequent breakdown led to him being discovered naked in a McDonald's parking lot, covered in mayonnaise. We will continue to follow this story as it develops.

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Update: Justin Amos was seen leaving the hospital covered in bruises and bandages. He allegedly challenged his brother to a fight and lost. As a result, his wife has filed for divorce and is taking the kids.

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According to league sources, the Pelicans are on the cusp of a league-shattering trade that will shake up PBSL for seasons to come... involving a purple potential big man.

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DEVELOPING: Sources close to the league front office had to intervene in the Mavericks offensive trade block bumps, informing them that they needed to "actually put something of value on the block if they're bumping it". Mavericks front office declined to comment on this topic.

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BREAKING: The Celtics GM is being investigated for using hallucinogenic substances after the completion of their trade with the Hawks, in which they sent cash considerations with the best player in the deal (King) for one of the worst contracts in the league and an underachieving young guard. "What were they thinking?" one league executive said off the record. "No GM in their right state of mind would have accepted that offer."

Additionally, the Celtics GM continues to stand firm in that he never touched any illegal substances with his hands, which drew ire from others around the league. "The inclusion of 'with (his) hands' makes it sound like he used them somewhere else, perhaps up the butt. Trust me, you can. I stood watch for a guy doing that before. He also offered to jerk me off... the other guy, not Celtics GM. Well, at least not yet, but we'll see where the season goes," said the Utah Jazz GM, Gary Klatt, who declined to speak anonymously even though it was offered.

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THIS JUST IN: The Suns GM has been re-instated to the league chat on Facebook.

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DEVELOPING: The Washington Wizards have indicator that they are going to use this season and Remy Martin's success as a means to catapult the team's rebuilding process in the off-season. They are looking for deals quietly, with both Remy & the Wizards front office understanding that this is their Last Ride.... More to come at 10pm.

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Sources close to the bucks situation say Bucks GM, TuaMane, indicate he decided to trade Victor Wembenyana to the Pistons. It’s just a matter of the amount of points and how many picks will be going back to the bucks.

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With a new GM under their wing the Denver Nuggets are looking to impress. After signing Justin Amos, the city's crime rate has risen by 20%.

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Sources close to the NBA board of directors indicated that the Suns will have all of their FA signings from the off-season rescinded and docked 50 points for improper use of funds related to counting of points prior to earning them. The players signed will be immediately sent to the Jazz, in order to help the struggling franchise. The board has still not decided on punishments for the GM, BlackSuperman, as they already consider being GM of the Suns as a severe punishment, that not even the Bobcats GM would consider taking on.

Reports indicate that the Suns owner is not happy with the decision, as he was assured that the point laundering could not be traced back to illicit activity, as there is no such tool that allows for the tracing of points in this fictitious world. Sources were able to independently confirm, that a few simple clicks of the mouse within the forum proved, that the Suns were improperly using points that had not yet been earned to further their own agenda, at the detriment of the league.

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Rumors are Delmer Bricker wants out of Portland, but logpmess is ducking his calls. So he's been forced to start posting anti-trailblazers meme's on his social media.

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No one is entirely sure what's going on, but Sources say that phones have been ringing off the hook in Dallas, Atlanta, and the Golden State. Sources have implied that due to stalled negotiations between ATL and DAL, GSW is trying to make a move and one of the three main offices is absolutely LIVID. Stay tuned...

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Talks heating up between the Pistons and Rockets involving Sion James. Rockets are looking to land multiple long-term pieces in a trade. However don't rule out a few other teams in the mix.

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Super secret sources deep within the Boston Celtics locker-room (Walker Kessler) have suggested that fellow teammate Jalen Hood-Schifino may have spent the entire off-season snorting 5-MeO-NMT. Like other members of the N-methyltryptamine family of compounds, 5-MeO-NMT is believed to produce few or no psychedelic effects, although very little data exists outside of the Boston Celtics locker room.

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There is a rumor that the Trailblazers GM has been out of the office all-season and sends all his phone calls to his secretary.

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Sources report that, in spite of or in light of a decent start to the season, the Warriors front office has been actively pursuing deals behind the scenes. Star players' names tossed around. Coach was overheard screaming at the GM for letting this leak and impacting the team morale that has contributed to a solid 21-7 record. Stay tuned...

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Sources say that Angel Reese has requested that Dominitrix Johnson be moved, to make sure the offense flows through her. The double purple experiment is over!