#SLOE: People's Basketball Sim League

The Knicks are back for another season of destroying other teams in this "league." Now I was going to keep real calm for the start of this, real low key but some of the other GMs decided to meme about us so I'm going to do the opposite now. First of all the Raspberry thing was to troll y'all and it worked. So gullible just like the news media when Trump trumps them with obvious trolling. Last season we were the division winners against such teams as the Nets who were like all the girls in the Palazzo room 29-907 when the Doctor turned out the lights. We were raising roof and then all of a sudden all the girls yelled STOPPPPP!!! I can't take it anymore, you're too much man. That was all the teams in the Mourning DIvision after playing against us! And they were mourning alright, mourning not winning the Division unlike a real team like the Knicks did. From what my sources tell me the only Magic in Orlando is from some Cialis shipments that accidentally got sent there instead of Coronavirus tests. But then again they need that more anyway. The Cavaliers are nobodies. The last time they were relevant was when the Knicks were run by RoboGM3 back in ought five. The Bucks are an endangered species because it's hunting season and the Sixers are named after a gas station. We've got this! This division is worse than our tax bill and it's going to be time for them all to pay their fair share of losses to DA KNICKS!

*mic drop*

Are you excited to be both a top 5 pick and have a top 5 tax bill?


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Sham Smith, Bulls.com: The Knicks still have most of their roster from last year. Will you still be trying to compete this season or is the focus on paying back the tax bill? If you're still trying to compete, what is the long term plan to get out of tax jail?

How do you find enough shots between Irvine and Wright?